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WANTED:Carlos Quentin-For Being A Thug

WANTED- San Diego thug Carlos Quentin

WANTED: If you see this man, please alert the authorities-Rick Scuteri-USA TODAY Sports

For cowardly attacking another player for no reason.

For injuring our number two starter.

For depriving us of our second best pitcher for many weeks.

For Carrying a grudge for past incidents

For thinking the world is out to get him.

For being a thug.

For being a general scumbag.

If you see Carlos Quentin and the Padres playing at Dodger Stadium, please boo him without mercy. Dodger pitchers have been notified to use his head for target practice.

Topics: Carlos Quentin, Los Angeles Dodgers, Zack Greinke

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  • http://www.facebook.com/derrick.thompson.1042 Derrick Thompson

    Quentin is a complete punk! He out weighs Grienke by 40 or 50 pounds and he gets lightly plunked on the arm! What a douche! I wish Kemp had a chance to break his nose! If Kemp gets suspended for sticking up for his pitcher it will be a shame!

    • LasordasLair

      I agree, it was totally uncalled for. Quentin is a thug.

  • Guest

    Too far. Quentin is a thug, but you never “use his head for target practice” that’s how people get killed. If it’s a joke, it’s not funny.